Yahoo pin

A conversation ensued between a couple after watching an advert on TV.
Woman: Honey this HIV thing is really real, you know.
Man: Sure it is.
Woman: You might want to avoid sharing sharp and unsterilised objects like your blackberry pin
Man: 'Oh that!', apparently lost to what his wife meant.
Woman: 'Yes', the woman reemphasised.
The man answered his companion with the intention of  putting her mind at rest,and stressing how safety conscious he is. He said: 'In fact, i don't share my pin at all, no matter how close. Neither do i take from others. I only give them my Yahoo pin because that is constantly soaked in antivirus like Dettol.

The place where they know better

A boy from Lagos city and another from Apete village in Ibadan were seated in a bus, side by side. Along the way, on the way to Abuja, they got talking.
The village boy was the friendlier of the two and more talkative. He asked ' where are you from?'
The city boy wanted to be cheeky, therefore he answered, 'from a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence'.

The city boy was by then wearing a grimace of satisfaction indicating that he had intimidated the village boy somehow with that response.

The village boy was quiet for a short while, then smiled and asked ' where are you from, fool?'